Parking Rage

I sincerely hope that the guy who I may have cut off for a parking space doesn’t damage my car in any way for cutting him off on from “His” parking spot.

I decided to hang out at Cool Beans Tuesday night and there wasn’t a lot of parking on The Square for some reason. So I went to the public parking lot and this guy in a FJ cruiser drove past this spot. I saw him stop, but before he could get start backing up I pulled in.

This apparently pissed him off because he backed up, rolled down his window and yelled out, “I guess I need to be quicker next time.”

I replied, “Or, turn on a turn signal.”

I heard someone on the Toyota repeat my statement in a high mocking tone. I get it, I don’t have a masculine sounding voice, but seriously; are we 10-years-old again? I sound like a queer, which coincidently I am, so mocking my voice is kinda sorta the equivalent to making a racist comment, but whatever.

So, yeah, I walked off and didn’t really look at the guys. He called after me again with that, “So I guess I need to be quicker next time,” line again.

Seriously, just because you drive past a parking spot first doesn’t mean it’s yours. Loser.